Reid Mockery Parody Books
Fifth Wing
A Fourth Wing Parody:
What if Fourth Wing was written by someone with no filter, a grudge against fantasy tropes, and a plus-sized heroine who gives zero sh*ts? Welcome to Fifth Wing.
Vile Soreinbut isn’t graceful, chosen, or even particularly motivated—but she’s confident, curvy, and somehow bonds with the most temperamental dragon in the sky. Now she’s stuck at Mudbath Community War College, dodging flaming obstacle courses, toxic rivals, and one very broody, leather-clad disaster named Xadence Marriott.
Xadence was supposed to be a dark, mysterious heartthrob. Instead, he’s being emotionally dismantled by a woman who eat pastries during battle briefings and thinks seduction starts with mild insults.
This laugh-out-loud fantasy parody skewers everything you love (and secretly hate) about the genre: tragic backstories, enemies-to-lovers angst, overly dramatic deaths, and dragons who might be high.
The Horsemaid
A Parody of The Housemaid
The Horsemaid by Reid Mockery is the outrageously funny parody you didn’t know you needed. If The Housemaid left you gasping, The Horsemaid will leave you wheezing—from laughter.
Meet Gilly, a down-on-her-luck woman who takes a live-in maid job at the Crotchburns’ ranch in Texas, hoping for a fresh start. Instead, she gets locked doors, suspicious barn noises, and enough twisted secrets to fill a saddlebag. With each chapter more unhinged than the last, Gilly must navigate manure, mystery, and sexual tension on a ranch where everyone’s hiding something—even the horse.
Detergent
A Parody of Divergent
From Reid Mockery, the bestselling queen of parody, comes Detergent—a hilariously unhinged takedown of Divergent that scrubs the grit off dystopia and wrings it out for laughs.
Beverly “Vurl” Cryer must choose a faction to belong to—or be cast out as a Detergent, doomed to live in the shadows folding towels and scrubbing society’s dirty laundry. But Vurl has other plans. She’s curvy, cunning, and absolutely not here for anyone’s makeover montage. With the help of the mysteriously hot Number Two, Vurl battles through ridiculous initiations, overdramatic rebels, and a plot so full of holes it could be government-issued cheese.
Brutal training montages? Check. Sweaty romance? Absolutely. Suds? Oh yeah. This is Divergent if it had a sense of humor, a bigger butt, and zero shame. If you like your dystopia dumb, dirty, and downright delightful.
The Fu*k Them Theory
Reclaim Your Inner Peace By Saying Two Words
Tired of walking on eggshells? Exhausted from overthinking every damn thing you say, wear, or post because some dusty cousin, jealous coworker, or internet rando might have a problem with it?
Good.
Welcome to The Fu*k Them Theory, the boundary-breaking, side-splitting parody of The Let Them Theory that says what we’re all thinking—but with way more swearing, sarcasm, and unapologetic sass. In this no-holds-barred manifesto, author Reid Mockery, Ph.D. (Doctor of Problem People Studies), serves up a firestorm of tough love, hilarious real-life stories, and absolutely savage advice for dealing with the walking disasters in your life.
Family guilt trips? Fu*k Them.
Toxic coworkers? Fu*k Them!
Social media stress? You guessed it.
Say goodbye to people-pleasing, over-explaining, and chronic “sorry syndrome.” The Fu*k Them Theory hands you the lighter and dares you to torch your insecurities—while cackling all the way to the “Block” button.
Warning: Side effects may include newfound swagger, instant stress relief, and an irresistible urge to finally cut ties with your ex.
Purple Flame
A Iron Flame Parody:
The Explosively Unnecessary Sequel to the Bestselling Parody Fifth Wing
Vile Soreinbut survived Mudbath Community War College’s flaming death gauntlets, vicious rivalries, and a painfully attractive brooder with the emotional depth of a wet sponge.
Now she’s back—and so is the chaos.
The wards protecting Boudoir are failing, the ancient enemy known only as “The Varmint” is tunneling into reality with its six nipples of doom, and Xadence Marriott has developed… feelings. Gross.
The Purple Flame is a blisteringly inappropriate, laugh-out-loud fantasy satire that skewers everything you loved (and hated) about Iron Flame. With more betrayals, more ridiculous magical lore, and more pastry-fueled seductions, this is the fantasy sequel absolutely need.
From parody mastermind Reid Mockery, author of Detergent and The Horsemaid, comes a follow-up that dares to ask:
What if trauma bonding, dragon mating, and magical war were… kind of funny? Perfect for fans of fantasy, enemies-to-lovers slow burns, and heroines who weaponize sarcasm and cellulite.
The Gilded Age Unbuttoned
A Parody of The Gilded Age Show
The Gilden Age: Unbuttoned isn’t your grandmother’s historical drama—it’s a razor-sharp, laugh-out-loud parody of wealth, scandal, and social climbing in 1890s New York. Inside these pages, the Van Whines, the Gristles, the Brokes, and the infamously sharp-tongued Leggy Snot scheme, seduce, and backstab their way through ballrooms and back alleys.
No corset is safe. No fortune untouchable. No reputation untarnished. In this world, secrets spill faster than champagne, egos collapse harder than crumbling mansions, and dignity never survives the guest list.
If you adore The Gilded Age, swoon for Bridgerton, or live for stories where high society behaves very, very badly—this is the series that will make you spit out your tea and pray you’re never invited to the disaster of the season.
Decadent. Scandalous. Hilarious.
Welcome to The Gilden Age: Unbuttoned—where the rich are never refined, only ridiculous.
Where The Crawdads Sh*t
A Parody of Where The Crawdads Sing
Reid Mockery is back—and he’s dragging the bayou with her.
After nine years in hiding (probably in a gas station bathroom), bestselling parody author Reid Mockery returns with Where the Crawdads Sh*t—a hilariously unhinged spoof of the book club favorite that took itself way too seriously.
Meet Kia Sorento, a swamp girl with a tragic past, a questionable name, and the survival instincts of a rabid possum. From childhood abandonment to backwoods betrayal, Kia wrestles with poverty, racism, sexuality, and the constant smell of something… suspicious.
Mockery doesn’t just poke fun at Where the Crawdads Sing—he detonates it. If you ever thought the original needed fewer metaphors and more mud fights, this is your book.
Raw, ridiculous, and riotously funny.
Perfect for fans of satire, book club renegades, and anyone who’s ever tried to solve a murder with a fishing pole.
Fifty Shades of Beige
The book that started it all.
Explore the hilariously twisted world of Annis Thesia, an unremarkable young woman who becomes entangled with Bobby Beige, Pittsburgh's most eligible billionaire. This parody of the renowned "Fifty Shades" series offers a comedic take on unconventional romance, filled with bizarre escapades and satirical humor. Whether you loved or hated the original series, this 132-page novella promises a light-hearted and quick read that stands on its own. Please note that it contains explicit language and absurd scenarios intended for mature audiences.
"This is laugh-out-loud funny."
